Into the Woods (2/7) Fandom: Hogan's HeroesChapter: Pick Yourself Up (2/7)Characters: Corporal Newkirk, Corporal LeBeau, Sergeant Carter, Sergeant Kinchloe, Colonel Hogan, plus a few original charactersRating: PG-13Genre: humour, action/adventurePairing: noneSummary: Granted, the mission – picking up a few downed flyers – wasn't exactly supposed to be a nice stroll through the German countryside in the first place, but Newkirk, LeBeau and Carter could have done without the exploding bridges...Chapter 2: Pick Yourself UpSergeant Dickins paused for a second to glance at his watch, because it was hard to keep an eye on both his wri
Into the Woods (1/7) Fandom: Hogan's HeroesChapter: Just Another Rhumba (1/7)Characters: Corporal Newkirk, Corporal LeBeau, Sergeant Carter, Sergeant Kinchloe, Colonel Hogan, plus a few original charactersRating: PG-13Genre: humour, action/adventurePairing: noneSummary: Granted, the mission – picking up a few downed flyers – wasn't exactly supposed to be a nice stroll through the German countryside in the first place, but Newkirk, LeBeau and Carter could have done without the exploding bridges...Disclaimer: I own exactly five characters (six, if you count Puss in Boots) mentioned in this chapter. The rest is property of (I guess)
Soul Food, part 5 - Bouillon de poule Fandom: Hogan's HeroesChapter: Bouillon de Poule (5/5)Characters: Sergeant Schultz, Corporal Newkirk, Colonel Hogan, Sergeant Kinchloe, Sergeant CarterRating: GGenre: drama, humourPairing: noneSummary: January 1945: How Schultz Learned To Stop Worrying And Let Prisoners Make Chicken Soup.Chapter Five: Bouillon de PouleJanuary 19th, 1945Sergeant Schultz stood in the relative shelter of the officer' mess hall door frame, watching snow fall and thinking about many things at once. Occasionally he remembered to shiver a bit to keep warm.He thought about the Allies advancing, the Russian in the east and the rest – mai
Soul Food, part 4 - Gratin Dauphinois et Magret Fandom: Hogan's HeroesChapter: Gratin Dauphinois (et Magret de Canard) (4/5)Characters: Sergeant Schultz, Corporal LeBeau, Corporal Newkirk, Sergeant CarterRating: GGenre: drama, humourPairing: noneSummary: August 1944: Is the gratin dauphinois burning?Chapter Five: Magret de Canard (et Gratin Dauphinois)August 25th, 1944Being Sergeant of the Guard in the toughest, most escape-proof Stalag in all of Germany had a lot of downsides – at least, it felt so to Schultz. However, it also had (fortunately) a few perks. And being Kommandant Klink's food-taster was undoubtedly his favourite perk of all.Officially, he was
Soul Food, part 3 - Cassoulet a la Toulousaine Fandom: Hogan's HeroesChapter: Cassoulet à la Toulousaine (3/5)Characters: Sergeant Schultz, Corporal LeBeau, Corporal Newkirk, Sergeant Kinchloe, Colonel HoganRating: GGenre: drama, humourPairing: noneSummary: November 1942: In which Sergeant Schultz fights the cold with cassoulet and Stalag XIII numbers increase by one.Chapter Three: Cassoulet à la ToulousaineNovember 28th, 1942The snow had taken everybody by surprise.Not that it was unheard of at this time of year, far from it; it was the suddenness and intensity that was unusual. The cold was damp, bone-chilling, and followed you everywhere, no matter ho
Soul Food, part 2 - Boeuf Bourguignon Fandom: Hogan's HeroesChapter: Boeuf Bourguignon (2/5)Characters: Sergeant Schultz, Corporal LeBeau, Corporal Newkirk, Sergeant Kinchloe, Colonel HoganRating: GGenre: drama, humourPairing: noneSummary: September 1942: Gestapo officers, monkey business and marinades, oh my...Chapter Two: Bœuf BourguignonSeptember 15th, 1942It should have been such a beautiful morning, really, Schultz reflected in retrospect. The weather was quite mild, the trees around the camp were wearing their most lovely autumn colours, and, best of all, there hadn't been a single hint of Barracks 2 monkey business during the night.Not like t
Soul Food, part 1 - Garbure Fandom: Hogan's HeroesChapter: Garbure (1/5)Characters: Sergeant Schultz, Corporal LeBeauRating: GGenre: drama, humourPairing: noneSummary: February 1941: Sergeant Schultz catches an unexpected thief and trades a garbure for strudel." Cuisiner suppose une tête légère, un esprit généreux et un cœur large. "(Cooking entails a clear mind, a generous spirit and a great heart.)Paul GauguinChapter One: GarbureFebruary 13th, 1941It was on days like this one that Sergeant of the Guard Hans Schultz longed for his home the most, especially the large hearth with the nice rug in fron
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