...by Joe Cocker, even if I'm more than partial to the Aretha Franklin version. So... Found a nice set of questions that you're supposed to answer by setting your MP3 player on random, so here ya go The only compromise I've made is to skip the French songs, because not a lot of people would know what I mean. 'Sides, they often weren't funny enough as an answer

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?" YOU SAY?

Ella Fitzgerald, My heart belongs to Daddy. Weird question, weird answer.

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

Alan Silvestri, The Mushy Part (The Mummy Returns soundtrack). Unfortunately, 100% accurate.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?

David Bowie, Space Oddity. Yup, got that right too.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?

Muse, Shine. Today, absolutely. Friday On My Mind the rest of the week

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Sting & Eric Clapton, It's Probably Me. Being that kind of best friend? Totally a worthy purpose.

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Danny Elfman, Laughs (Beetlejuice soundtrack). Okay, this is so true it's getting scary.

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

Sandi Thom, I Wish I was A Punk Rocker With Flowers In My Hair. Hah, how my musical tastes reflect my personality

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?

The Beatles, Get Back. No smartass comment there.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?

ZZ Top, Sharp Dressed Man

WHAT IS 2 + 2?

David Bowie, Track 14! Seriously, I don't know that song and I don't have the title

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

The Bee Gees, Staying Alive. Why not

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Joan Jett and Paul Westerberg, Let's Do It (Let's Fall In Love). Oh, absolutely!

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?

The Ramones, She Talks To Rainbows. Okay, I haven't actually done that, but I pretty much could (have).

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

The Four Tops, Climb Ev'ry Mountain. As long as it isn't "Something Stupid"

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

The Velvet Underground, Some Kinda Love. Actually, it's a lot more than that, but it does fit.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

The Flamingoes, I Only Have Eyes For You. Nice one

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

The Beatles, With A Little Help From My Friends. Or possibly "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life".

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

War, Don't Let No One Get You Down. I love you guys.

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Joe Cocker, Chain Of Fools. What? It could have been worse

See you later!